I might not be what Oscar Goldman envisaged, but it's a start. I have two metal hips, I WILL make it to Paris, and I have benefitted directly from medical research...
Mel and I were blessed with the arrival of our first child in September. Alexander finally arrived safe and well after a long and difficult labour, but a lot of babies need some help in those early stages of their lives...
Fat, unfit, and a first-time father at forty...
All the classic ingredients for a midlife crisis.
The ponytail, inappropriate sports car, and young girlfriend will have to wait.
But in the meantime, I thought I'd cycle 300 miles in three days, taking me from London to Paris.
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